he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Please don't give away my fajitas
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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