I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Watching her eat just hurts me
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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