i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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