He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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