"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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