i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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