You really coming over, don't trick.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
its liver damage thursday
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