So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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