some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
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