I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
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