Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Randomize
