There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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