Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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