I'm really into asian looking animals
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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