is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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