Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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