In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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