And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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