i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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