he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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