I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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