I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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