It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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