Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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