theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
