Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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