She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
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