Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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