so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
Randomize
