belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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