yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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