I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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