Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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