I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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