yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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