Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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