Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
she was so not down for the gang bang
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
You took a bar mat shot.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
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