I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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