So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
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