It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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