My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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