Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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