took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
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