how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
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