Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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