If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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