are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
i dont even know how to be here
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
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