Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
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