11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
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