a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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