Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
4 words: hood of his car
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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